SHARP SWORDS!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PLASTIC THING OF RASPBERRIES

1 LARGE ORANGE

* be sure to put the raspberries in first, since they are small the larger orange will push out all the juice that would otherwise get stuck inside!

OH my GOODNESS this is FANTASTIC! The raspberries have such a sweet punch that makes the citrus even sharper! This drink is like a knife that makes your tongue bleed laughter and wonder instead of blood and tears.

My camera broke, but once I get a new one there will be pictures of juice once more!

COOL SPLENDOR!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PEACH
1 LARGE ORANGE

+ ICE!

THIS TASTES SO GOOD! The peach makes the oranges so creamy and smooth, its amazing. Its like an elegant ball of cool splendor rolling in my mouth! REALLY THATS WHAT ITS LIKE!

Sorry there haven't been as many pictures here, my camera broke!

EMBRACE THE COLD!

Not really a recipe! Summer is a bad time for me, it's been too hot for my brain to create new juice recipes, usually I just eat watermelon! So Ive been juicing older recipes all the time. Hopefully someone smart like me will just entirely cover the sun with solar panels and power my power juicer, but until then I just rediscovered ICE! I was being a juice snob before and only drinking what came out of the juicer, but lately I can't have a drink without ICE! EMBRACE THE COLD!

TRUE BLOOD!

JUICE FRENZY! PRESENTS:
TRUE BLOOD!

Join JUICE FRENZY! for a quiet night of BLOOD JUICE! and VAMPIRE TV! at JAMES PETZ' HOUSE!
95 MCGUINESS BLVD, BROOKLYN NY 11222

SUNDAY JUNE 13TH - 11PM SHOWTIME!

YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW ABOUT COSTUMES AT VAMPIRE PARTIES!

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drawing by: kate ferencz and ben furgal

VERY GRAPE

INGREDIENTS:

2 HANDFULS OF GRAPES
1 SQUARE INCH CUBE OF GINGER

I made a MORDOR drink yesterday, and had about a thousand grapes leftover and no other things to juice today. Grapes are so refreshing, I thought, why not make a drink of just them? Its like drinking champagne without the bubbles! I really want to get a seltzer machine so I can make bubbly grape juice! Totally fresh, especially with the ginger snap!

DARK MAGIC

I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before now!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1 WHOLE PLASTIC THING OF BLACKBERRIES

This drink combines two of my favorite things into one delicious drink! The secret is to place the berries into the juicer first, and the large chucks of pineapple will clear the remaining juice from the smaller berries as they are going through, blending the flavors together! The flavor surrounds your mouth like a dark cloud and fills it with richness that only an evil wizard could conjure!

CANTALOUPE!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CANTALOUPE

Often I'm invited to raging house parties, but really I would rather stay at home and have a lovely time one on one with a close friend. This drink is one on one time, it tastes exactly like cantaloupe, and cantaloupe is awesome! I haven't tasted one in so long, its good to catch up with an old friend! This refreshing drink has almost no pulp, and is fantastic for breakfast!