SHOOBY TAYLOR

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CUCUMBER
2 APPLES
1 SQUARE INCH CUBE OF GINGER

This drink has a surprising about of pep! I used half a cucumber because a whole cucumber can be overwhelming, and although cucumber is refreshing it can taste bland in large amounts. The snap of the apple ginger combo really tastes great with the cucumber freshness, its like they started a barbershop quartet and are singing in my mouth!

POINTY STICKS

I just mixed it up by throwing some kiwis in my breakfast drink instead of pears, and this drink is totally pointy!!

INGREDIENTS:

2 PEELED KIWIS
1 APPLE
1 CARROT

Once you peel the kiwis you get so much more juice out of them! Im used to eating them whole, like saturn eating his children, but maybe saturn should have peeled and juiced his children instead of eating them whole to get all of the juice out! He would never have been fooled into eating a rock instead of zeus if he savored the flavor! That rock would have ruined his juicer and he would have seen the trick for what it was right away!

BLOOD!

To celebrate a heart holiday, I decided to try a food Ive never ventured into before : BEETS! I was terrified of them, they look like rocks that bleed when you cut them! But FEAR IS THE MINDKILLER!

INGREDIENTS:
3 SMALL BEETS
1 BLOOD ORANGE
1 APPLE



Since I was so scared of beets, I decided to add a BLOOD ORANGE! This is also a scary food, because oranges should have orange juice, but the blood oranges drink other fruits blood so they have red juice! I juiced this at a party last week and it still tastes like an orange even though its a vampire! It makes sense to throw a vampire blood orange with the beets who are full of blood. Now its like a horror movie! The beets were less scary because they were being slain by the vampire orange. I added an apple because I wasnt sure how much juice I would need. Maybe the apple is the hero of the juice story who slays the vampire orange! After repeating FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER I gave it a taste, and it was good! Beets aren't scary at all!

Big thanks to Jennifer who gave me the blood orange since I don't know where to buy them yet!

STORMS OF SATURN

After a fierce battle with the juicer, I bring forth a new drink! The STORMS OF SATURN!

INGREDIENTS:
1 PITTED MANGO
1 PLASTIC THING OF BLUEBERRIES
1 WHOLE APPLE








So mangos are crazy, and love jumping around in the juicer, which was a surprise for me! Ive setup my juicer to pour into my glass at an angle because the glass is too tall to fit underneath, and if the juicer is bouncing around the glass inevitably moves! In a flurry of action, I emptied the plastic thing of blueberries! Which was also exciting, because the blueberries didnt all go in the shoot and made a mess on the floor. And still did not settle the storm! I quickly sliced an apple in two and threw it in, and apples have a ton of juice Ive learned. I have had an irrational fear of juicing apples because I read once on a conspiracy internet website that appleseeds have arsnic in them! So I expected this drink to kill me. But it was delicious!

After contemplating what to name it, I looked on my saturn poster, and it dawned on me how the storms of saturn are such ferocious beasts with the power of 400 earth storms but appear as wispy clouds on my cool poster, and how my delicious juice has wispy clouds between flavors which hide the mess I made in the kitchen. JUICE FRENZY!