VERY GRAPE

INGREDIENTS:

2 HANDFULS OF GRAPES
1 SQUARE INCH CUBE OF GINGER

I made a MORDOR drink yesterday, and had about a thousand grapes leftover and no other things to juice today. Grapes are so refreshing, I thought, why not make a drink of just them? Its like drinking champagne without the bubbles! I really want to get a seltzer machine so I can make bubbly grape juice! Totally fresh, especially with the ginger snap!

MORDOR!

A fantastic new discovery! DARK AS THE CLOUDS OF MORDOR! This is the sort of drink a dark wizard would love!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PLASTIC THING OF BLACKBERRIES
1 HANDFUL OF SEEDLESS GRAPES





This was a complete impulse, since I passed by a store that had blackberries for sale for a mere dollar! I couldn't resist! I decided to try some grapes with it, since I've never juiced them before either, and I thought it would be funny to juice two bunches of many little things. I put them all together down the chute, and LO! THE BLACKBERRIES SWARMED OVER THE CLEAR GRAPE COLOR LIKE THE ARMIES OF MORDOR, LEAVING A BLACK LIQUID WHERE CRYSTAL PURITY REMAINED! The snappy blackberry flavor is complemented by the smooth grape taste, you get both flavors clashing for victory in your mouth!