POINTY STICKS

I just mixed it up by throwing some kiwis in my breakfast drink instead of pears, and this drink is totally pointy!!

INGREDIENTS:

2 PEELED KIWIS
1 APPLE
1 CARROT

Once you peel the kiwis you get so much more juice out of them! Im used to eating them whole, like saturn eating his children, but maybe saturn should have peeled and juiced his children instead of eating them whole to get all of the juice out! He would never have been fooled into eating a rock instead of zeus if he savored the flavor! That rock would have ruined his juicer and he would have seen the trick for what it was right away!

PINEAPPLE RAG!

I was listening to one of my favorite musical compositions, "Pineapple Rag" by Scott Joplin, and realized how disgusting it would be to name a drink "Pineapple Rag"!

INGREDIENTS:

2 KIWIS (SKINNED)
1/2 PINEAPPLE (SKINNED)





Now, rather than just post a recipe for pineapple juice, which any turkey could figure out, I decided to add some kiwi to my tropical paradise to make it a proper recipe! The punky kiwis are the perfect band mates for the spiky pineapple, they all play the same style. I have been trying to properly juice kiwis for a while, and the secret I just learned is that you have to skin kiwis before juicing them! WHAT A DIFFERENCE!