THE AMAZING CITRUS BROS!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1 ORANGE

This one is so simple I can't believe I hadn't tried it before! The amazing citrus bros put the hammer down and win the jackpot at the circus! These brothers bring out the best of each other, and dont even think about picking a fight with them! A sweeter pineapple and a meaner orange!

SHARP SWORDS!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PLASTIC THING OF RASPBERRIES

1 LARGE ORANGE

* be sure to put the raspberries in first, since they are small the larger orange will push out all the juice that would otherwise get stuck inside!

OH my GOODNESS this is FANTASTIC! The raspberries have such a sweet punch that makes the citrus even sharper! This drink is like a knife that makes your tongue bleed laughter and wonder instead of blood and tears.

My camera broke, but once I get a new one there will be pictures of juice once more!

COOL SPLENDOR!

INGREDIENTS:

1 PEACH
1 LARGE ORANGE

+ ICE!

THIS TASTES SO GOOD! The peach makes the oranges so creamy and smooth, its amazing. Its like an elegant ball of cool splendor rolling in my mouth! REALLY THATS WHAT ITS LIKE!

Sorry there haven't been as many pictures here, my camera broke!

ROYAL ORANGE

I dont know whats going on with orange prices right now, but oranges are FIVE FOR A DOLLAR! AWESOME!

2 PEELED ORANGES
1 PEAR

This is my new favorite breakfast drink! Why, just adding the classy pear to orange juice can really transform a pauper's orange juice into a breakfast juice fit for the queen of england! And they say old ladies drink grapefruit! BAH!

BLOOD!

To celebrate a heart holiday, I decided to try a food Ive never ventured into before : BEETS! I was terrified of them, they look like rocks that bleed when you cut them! But FEAR IS THE MINDKILLER!

INGREDIENTS:
3 SMALL BEETS
1 BLOOD ORANGE
1 APPLE



Since I was so scared of beets, I decided to add a BLOOD ORANGE! This is also a scary food, because oranges should have orange juice, but the blood oranges drink other fruits blood so they have red juice! I juiced this at a party last week and it still tastes like an orange even though its a vampire! It makes sense to throw a vampire blood orange with the beets who are full of blood. Now its like a horror movie! The beets were less scary because they were being slain by the vampire orange. I added an apple because I wasnt sure how much juice I would need. Maybe the apple is the hero of the juice story who slays the vampire orange! After repeating FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER I gave it a taste, and it was good! Beets aren't scary at all!

Big thanks to Jennifer who gave me the blood orange since I don't know where to buy them yet!