THE AMAZING CITRUS BROS!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1 ORANGE

This one is so simple I can't believe I hadn't tried it before! The amazing citrus bros put the hammer down and win the jackpot at the circus! These brothers bring out the best of each other, and dont even think about picking a fight with them! A sweeter pineapple and a meaner orange!

DARK MAGIC

I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before now!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1 WHOLE PLASTIC THING OF BLACKBERRIES

This drink combines two of my favorite things into one delicious drink! The secret is to place the berries into the juicer first, and the large chucks of pineapple will clear the remaining juice from the smaller berries as they are going through, blending the flavors together! The flavor surrounds your mouth like a dark cloud and fills it with richness that only an evil wizard could conjure!

SOFT FIRE

This is a special update from my parents house! A special occasion calls for special ingredients! My parents were awesome enough to BORROW A POWER JUICER from one of their friends so I could juice while visiting! I was also able to put in a special request for fancy ingredients! YES!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1/2 PLASTIC THING OF STRAWBERRIES

Sharp like a pointy yellow pineapple and sweet like the strawberries, this juice turns out a pinkish orange like a soft glowing fire!

NUCLEAR COOLANT!

OK THIS JUST BLEW MY MIND!

INGREDIENTS:
1 CUCUMBER
1/2 PINEAPPLE (SKINNED)










THIS IS SUPER COOL! I had half a pineapple left over and decided to add a different ingredient to it than yesterday. A thought passed through my brain, why not chill out the spikey pineapple flavor with its opposite, a cool cucumber? This seems so obvious in retrospect, but they are totally different! Who would expect a thin, slick and green vegetable to hang out with a big, spikey, yellow fruit! Its like a tiny dog and a big cat being best friends! ABSURD! But yet, when placed together, who could ever imagine otherwise?! The perfect pair! Just as opposites make a great cartoon, so also a fantastic juice!

PINEAPPLE RAG!

I was listening to one of my favorite musical compositions, "Pineapple Rag" by Scott Joplin, and realized how disgusting it would be to name a drink "Pineapple Rag"!

INGREDIENTS:

2 KIWIS (SKINNED)
1/2 PINEAPPLE (SKINNED)





Now, rather than just post a recipe for pineapple juice, which any turkey could figure out, I decided to add some kiwi to my tropical paradise to make it a proper recipe! The punky kiwis are the perfect band mates for the spiky pineapple, they all play the same style. I have been trying to properly juice kiwis for a while, and the secret I just learned is that you have to skin kiwis before juicing them! WHAT A DIFFERENCE!