ELECTRIC SLIME

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CUCUMBER
1/2 PEAR
1/2 LIME
1 INCH CUBE OF GINGER

Look familiar? This is the old snappy slime making a comeback! Adding some pear sweetens the deal, and a little less lime and cucumber make it a little less snap like a trap and more like an electric current! Its like prickling your tongue on a tasty cactus!

ROYAL ORANGE

I dont know whats going on with orange prices right now, but oranges are FIVE FOR A DOLLAR! AWESOME!

2 PEELED ORANGES
1 PEAR

This is my new favorite breakfast drink! Why, just adding the classy pear to orange juice can really transform a pauper's orange juice into a breakfast juice fit for the queen of england! And they say old ladies drink grapefruit! BAH!

DAZZLER!

SNAP! Celery is my new ingredient of the week! I've heard it told that celery has no nutritional value, or that it takes more energy to digest it than its worth. Well that sounds like a bunch of rumors coming from jealous fruits and vegetables to me! I bet celery doesnt care what other fruits and vegetables think, it just does its thing!

INGREDIENTS:

2 PEARS
2 STALKS OF CELERY
1 INCH CUBE OF GINGER

I ran out of carrots early this week munching on them while watching DARKON! and needed something to go with my pear juice! Celery was up to the challege! The pear has such a classy taste, but classy can be uptight, and I like to party! The celery adds a little snap! Its amazing how celery juice still tastes like your snapping into it! So now if the pear is all classed up to go to the ball, the celery is the fancy outfit that dazzles everyone inside!

REFRESHING!

This drink tastes great! This is my favorite breakfast drink right now, and breakfast is my favorite meal!

INGREDIENTS:

1 WHOLE PEAR
2 CARROTS
1 INCH CUBE OF GINGER






Two carrots that look like standard carrots will be just right to compliment the flavor of the delicious pear! Baby carrots don't have any juice, and a single huge carrot overpowers the pear and just tastes like carrot. Despite drinking boxed carrot juice everyday for a year and liking it, I realize now they totally add other juices to it, just carrot juice doesn't actually taste good. This pear/carrot combo is a real slammer, and the ginger gives it just a little zing! DELICIOUS!