TRUE BLOOD!

JUICE FRENZY! PRESENTS:
TRUE BLOOD!

Join JUICE FRENZY! for a quiet night of BLOOD JUICE! and VAMPIRE TV! at JAMES PETZ' HOUSE!
95 MCGUINESS BLVD, BROOKLYN NY 11222

SUNDAY JUNE 13TH - 11PM SHOWTIME!

YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW ABOUT COSTUMES AT VAMPIRE PARTIES!

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drawing by: kate ferencz and ben furgal

VERY GRAPE

INGREDIENTS:

2 HANDFULS OF GRAPES
1 SQUARE INCH CUBE OF GINGER

I made a MORDOR drink yesterday, and had about a thousand grapes leftover and no other things to juice today. Grapes are so refreshing, I thought, why not make a drink of just them? Its like drinking champagne without the bubbles! I really want to get a seltzer machine so I can make bubbly grape juice! Totally fresh, especially with the ginger snap!

DARK MAGIC

I can't believe I hadn't thought of this before now!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1 WHOLE PLASTIC THING OF BLACKBERRIES

This drink combines two of my favorite things into one delicious drink! The secret is to place the berries into the juicer first, and the large chucks of pineapple will clear the remaining juice from the smaller berries as they are going through, blending the flavors together! The flavor surrounds your mouth like a dark cloud and fills it with richness that only an evil wizard could conjure!

CANTALOUPE!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CANTALOUPE

Often I'm invited to raging house parties, but really I would rather stay at home and have a lovely time one on one with a close friend. This drink is one on one time, it tastes exactly like cantaloupe, and cantaloupe is awesome! I haven't tasted one in so long, its good to catch up with an old friend! This refreshing drink has almost no pulp, and is fantastic for breakfast!

SHOOBY TAYLOR

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CUCUMBER
2 APPLES
1 SQUARE INCH CUBE OF GINGER

This drink has a surprising about of pep! I used half a cucumber because a whole cucumber can be overwhelming, and although cucumber is refreshing it can taste bland in large amounts. The snap of the apple ginger combo really tastes great with the cucumber freshness, its like they started a barbershop quartet and are singing in my mouth!

POINTY STICKS

I just mixed it up by throwing some kiwis in my breakfast drink instead of pears, and this drink is totally pointy!!

INGREDIENTS:

2 PEELED KIWIS
1 APPLE
1 CARROT

Once you peel the kiwis you get so much more juice out of them! Im used to eating them whole, like saturn eating his children, but maybe saturn should have peeled and juiced his children instead of eating them whole to get all of the juice out! He would never have been fooled into eating a rock instead of zeus if he savored the flavor! That rock would have ruined his juicer and he would have seen the trick for what it was right away!

SOFT FIRE

This is a special update from my parents house! A special occasion calls for special ingredients! My parents were awesome enough to BORROW A POWER JUICER from one of their friends so I could juice while visiting! I was also able to put in a special request for fancy ingredients! YES!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1/2 PLASTIC THING OF STRAWBERRIES

Sharp like a pointy yellow pineapple and sweet like the strawberries, this juice turns out a pinkish orange like a soft glowing fire!