SHOOBY TAYLOR

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 CUCUMBER
2 APPLES
1 SQUARE INCH CUBE OF GINGER

This drink has a surprising about of pep! I used half a cucumber because a whole cucumber can be overwhelming, and although cucumber is refreshing it can taste bland in large amounts. The snap of the apple ginger combo really tastes great with the cucumber freshness, its like they started a barbershop quartet and are singing in my mouth!

POINTY STICKS

I just mixed it up by throwing some kiwis in my breakfast drink instead of pears, and this drink is totally pointy!!

INGREDIENTS:

2 PEELED KIWIS
1 APPLE
1 CARROT

Once you peel the kiwis you get so much more juice out of them! Im used to eating them whole, like saturn eating his children, but maybe saturn should have peeled and juiced his children instead of eating them whole to get all of the juice out! He would never have been fooled into eating a rock instead of zeus if he savored the flavor! That rock would have ruined his juicer and he would have seen the trick for what it was right away!

SOFT FIRE

This is a special update from my parents house! A special occasion calls for special ingredients! My parents were awesome enough to BORROW A POWER JUICER from one of their friends so I could juice while visiting! I was also able to put in a special request for fancy ingredients! YES!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 PINEAPPLE
1/2 PLASTIC THING OF STRAWBERRIES

Sharp like a pointy yellow pineapple and sweet like the strawberries, this juice turns out a pinkish orange like a soft glowing fire!

ROYAL ORANGE

I dont know whats going on with orange prices right now, but oranges are FIVE FOR A DOLLAR! AWESOME!

2 PEELED ORANGES
1 PEAR

This is my new favorite breakfast drink! Why, just adding the classy pear to orange juice can really transform a pauper's orange juice into a breakfast juice fit for the queen of england! And they say old ladies drink grapefruit! BAH!

JUICE BUTTONS!

JUICE FRENZY is happy to announce our first event off the internet! We will be setting up a POWER JUICING DEMONSTRATION TABLE at Ben Furgal's art opening at the Ridgewood Residency Program this Sunday March 28! Come by and get a totally free glass of fresh juice! We will also be giving away FREE 1" JUICE FRENZY BUTTONS!

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Open Studio at the Ridgewood Residency Program!
Sunday March 28, 2010, 5-8PM

Rigdewood Residency Program
61-51 Gates Avenue
Ridgewood, NY 11285

Take the M train to Fresh Pond Road, then walk up Fresh Pond to Gates Ave
OR !
Take the Q54 Bus down Metropolition to Fresh Pond Road, then walk down Fresh Pond to Gates Ave

COMPLIMENTARY COLORS

INGREDIENTS:

1 PLASTIC THING OF BLUEBERRIES
2 ORANGES

WHOA! Ok, so I've had orange juice before, and I think most people have, and I have always considered it bad flavored and riddled with chemicals. Pasteurization totally kills anything healthy in juice, and then chemicals are added into juice to replace the nutrients that once were there, making it taste like garbage. If you drink as much juice as I do, its easy to taste. Thats why even the health drinks try to do as little pastuerization as possible, such as flash pasteurization, in hopes to keep juice tasting like juice while still satisfiying the corporate government. BUT LO! I have learned that oranges are an awesome fruit by juicing them myself! I will never hold archaic government actions against a fruit again!

What better way to celebrate this color fruit than with its complimentary? Oranges and blues! These colors and flavors are natural buddies! They already hang out all the time and are awesome friends, this is the logical next step! Its so wonderful, its almost impossible to be aware enough of the situation to even name it. Complimentary colors together as one!

SUPER POSITIVE

I have been searching for the right combo to go with peaches, and I FINALLY found something that works!

INGREDIENTS:

2 PEACHES (PITTED)
1 WHOLE PLASTIC THING OF BLUEBERRIES






Peaches are so sensitive and quiet! Every time I tried to mix them into a party they would just sulk in the corner and go unnoticed. And I know they arent losers! When its just me and peaches, we have the best time hanging out in the sun. They just need a quieter party, and I finally found a match: blueberries! I love hanging out with blueberries, they are filled with super positive B vitamins that always make me feel good. (I am biased towards vitamins that share letters in my name and also turn your pee neon yellow!) When placed together, the super positive blueberries bring out the party in the peaches!

Thanks to Susan for the suggestion!